uriels:

fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

videohall:

This may be the funniest Vine I have ever seen.

methlabrador:

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

Blisters can go fuck themselves

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damnnlyssa:

a-history-on-your-breath:

sexydavestrider:

thesassylorax:

urainiumbombs:

metropoliskingdom:

osamhungergames:

ask-mr-makarastrider:

wolfstar-thunderfrost:

cairothelittlemermaid:

psifreezeomega:

buttassassino:

theslackerhero:

Remember when Nickelodeon had attempted suicide?

Remember when Nickelodeon had actual suicide?

Remmeber when they had Mpreg

remember when they had a gay couple

Nickelodeon:Pushing the boundaries since 1977

they put squidward in hell

remember when nickelodeon had spongebob watching porn

Spongebob seems to be the culprit in much of this…

Remember when Spongebob had an anal rape joke? 

Remember Rocko’s Modern Life?

Just. Rocko’s Modern Life. In it’s entirety.

lets not forget this

helga was thirsty for that D

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